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lyrics

I was orphaned back in ‘83
BizCorp destroyed my family
They stole our label; stole our songs
Help me fight them, Lazerdong!

My parents ran an Indie label (It rocked)
Local artists in their local markets (Lo-cal)
BizCorp bought us out and set me up
(Biz-ness)
401k, dental, and also killed my parents!

They think I’ll comply
I’ll take them down from inside!

Cuz I’m an agent of vengeance
Let the system beware,
I’ll take their market share
Agent of vengeance
No more royalty fees, I’ll set music free

I’m starting a label
And you’re gonna work for me

Young Novalux you are misguided (Stu-pid)
Seeking fame as a corporate slave
(Sell-Out!)
And Lazerdong, you’re wrong to work alone (Join Me)
Don’t wait to see which way the record plays!

We’re fighting a war
Let’s fucking burn down BiznizCorp!

Cuz I’m an agent of vengeance
I’m not fucking around,
Pull the Billboard charts down!
Agent of vengeance
Rip out their spines,
And bathe in their blood!

I’m building an army
And you’re gonna kill for me (For me)
You’re gonna work for me (Vengeance)
You’re gonna bow to me!

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from CHRONOSHRED: The Adventures of Stardust Lazerdong, released January 19, 2016
Music by Rex Anderson. Lyrics by Phillip Doccolo and Jack Sossman

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The Baltimore Rock Opera Society is a passionate community of artists who create unforgettable experiences through live original rock theater. BROS was founded in 2007 by a small group of friends sitting in a basement dreaming of an impossibly enormous story that would be told through the awesome power of rock. ... more

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