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lyrics

I’ve done so much awesome shit
It would blow your mind
In fact it already has
A thousand times!

Rocking through time and space
Realizing my will
Guided by my awesome boner
I don’t need no pills

We all traveled here in singular unity
Our purpose is clear, we all agree:

Fuck all the dinosaurs!

I’m gonna kill em, I kill all the dinosaurs
I’m gonna crush them all with a meteor

I control the cosmos
I control the course of time
Every desire –
Whatever i want is mine

You know who this is?
It’s motherfucking Mary, Mother of Christ!
You see how pregnant she is?
My sexy behavior sired your savior!

Repeat after me: Bizco sucks!
(Bizco sucks!)
They can suck my butt!
(Can suck my butt!)

The system is dumb!
(The system is dumb!)
Galacdicks are number one!
(Number one!)

We are so fucking awesome! Yeah!
Eat some nachos soon!
In our ship, with some dip
You been rocked by the Galacdicks!!!

credits

from CHRONOSHRED: The Adventures of Stardust Lazerdong, released January 19, 2016
Written by Zack Branch, John de Campos, and The Chronicshredders. Lyrics by Phillip Doccolo, Jack Sossmon, John de Campos and Zack Branch

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The Baltimore Rock Opera Society is a passionate community of artists who create unforgettable experiences through live original rock theater. BROS was founded in 2007 by a small group of friends sitting in a basement dreaming of an impossibly enormous story that would be told through the awesome power of rock. ... more

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