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lyrics

MEGA! MUNCHIE! MACHO! NACHOS!

Corn picked from planet Maise
Baked under gamma rays
Nine suns roast away
For twenty thousand cheesy days!

Blasted to the volcano
Of the spicy flavor gods! (So hot!)
These nachos are so insano
They’ll explode your quads

MEGA! (They’re friggin huge)
MUNCHIE! (They got attitude)
MACHO! (Your muscles will grow)
NACHO!S (These are NOT CHOS YO)

MEGA! MUNCHIE! MACHO! NACHOS!

Spacepeños from the pits
of desert planet Chili 6
Sacred beef and bacon bits
Piled on a flavor blitz!

Guacmole and blackbean slurry
Drizzle on the top (yum yum yum)
Get them now and in a hurry
Before production STOPS!

Megamunchie macho nachos are here for a limited time only while supplies last. Muscle growth may vary based on sex and species. Biscorp is not responsible for any freakish monster-like traits that may follow the consumption of Macho Nachos.

MEGA! MUNCHIE! MACHO! NACHOS!
(Regular food... your days are OVER!)
MEGA! MUNCHIE! MACHO! NACHOS!
(Ride the crunch!)

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from CHRONOSHRED: The Adventures of Stardust Lazerdong, released January 19, 2016
Music by Zack Branch and Jon Birkholz. Lyrics by John de Campos, Phil Doccolo and Zack Branch

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The Baltimore Rock Opera Society is a passionate community of artists who create unforgettable experiences through live original rock theater. BROS was founded in 2007 by a small group of friends sitting in a basement dreaming of an impossibly enormous story that would be told through the awesome power of rock. ... more

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