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The Coxxukulent Experience (I Love Bein' Your Dick, Man)

from CHRONOSHRED: The Adventures of Stardust Lazerdong by Baltimore Rock Opera Society

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lyrics

Imagine, if you can, a planet so pure
Where crevices and crannies were filled
With a kind and gentle folk

Who never knew war, strife, or pain
For we could communicate with our brains
Sharing every thought
Meant we were the same, until...

An evil corporation, hell-bent for profit
Decided to make a product
From our telepathic juice

By removing our genitals
This business developed the chemicals
For brain control
From our extrasensory oooze

And then, to keep their secret,
This megacorporate deviant
Bombed us to death
From orbit... but...

Though the death toll was planet-wide
I escaped the genocide
Rode the explosion through space

While you were blasted adrift
By your first Chronoriff
That’s when our bodies interlaced

I’ve been the laser in your dong
Keeping vengeance in my plans
I gave the world your song
And it turns out I love bein’ your dick, man.

Our junk is now seamless
And i’ll let you in on a secret
That evil corporation was BiznizCorp

You know life is better when i’m around
Been with you through thin and thick!
Let’s bury BiznizCorp in the ground

I love bein’ your dick –
Please don’t be a dick –
I wanna keep being your dick, man!

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from CHRONOSHRED: The Adventures of Stardust Lazerdong, released January 19, 2016
Music by John de Campos and The Chronicshredders. Lyrics by Phillip Doccolo and Jack Sossman

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