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from CHRONOSHRED: The Adventures of Stardust Lazerdong by Baltimore Rock Opera Society

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lyrics

Novalux
Just wanted approval
Now I think you’re a fraud
I’ll settle for removal
Of the reigning “rock god”

Lazerdong
You call that crap playing?
I’ve left better shits in the commode
Now bask in this slaying
Of the mixolydian mode

Novalux
That mode’s super stale
It’s just a glorified blues scale
Your technique is way lacking
Now check this sweet two-handed tapping!

Lazerdong
Yeah, “great” – what’re you, twelve?
Keep that shit to yourself
You’ll go into histrionics
For these fucking pinch harmonics

Mercury
You can’t escape that easily!
Anywhere you go, I follow
You’ve got no choice but to join
Lets take down BizCo – you cant say no!

Novalux
You think you’re so great,
But you actually really suck –

Mercury
I can follow you through space
Through any time, any place
There is nowhere you can go
That I can not follow

credits

from CHRONOSHRED: The Adventures of Stardust Lazerdong, released January 19, 2016
Music by Zack Branch, John de Campos, Johnathon Smeltzer, and The Chronicshredders. Lyrics by Phillip Doccolo and Jack Sossman

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The Baltimore Rock Opera Society is a passionate community of artists who create unforgettable experiences through live original rock theater. BROS was founded in 2007 by a small group of friends sitting in a basement dreaming of an impossibly enormous story that would be told through the awesome power of rock. ... more

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